kerevat:

y’all realize these are relatively basic activities right. y’all are flipping shit because this person said “i want to have sex with you, but i also want to do other normal activities besides sex”. u do realize that is a very regular occurrence right. that u can have sexual feelings for someone and also want to spend time with them. this concept seems new to y’all. 

kerevat:

y’all realize these are relatively basic activities right. y’all are flipping shit because this person said “i want to have sex with you, but i also want to do other normal activities besides sex”. u do realize that is a very regular occurrence right. that u can have sexual feelings for someone and also want to spend time with them. this concept seems new to y’all. 

iconastop:

swagtasticswaggiemcswaggyswag:

iconastop:

when u wear a snapback

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NO

IM SORRY

420dongsquad:

long hamster

420dongsquad:

long hamster

virginitity:

*orders happy meal*

*not the toy i wanted*

*not happy*

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parkingstrange:

meatbicyclevevo:

MBF me

prizes:

  • these berries i foundimage

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fygirlcrush:

coming this fall on Fox/NBC/AMC: this ruggedly handsome white man is an asshole who treats everyone terribly but… there’s a twist… he’s Good at His JOB…

shervinfoto:

I wonder if beyonce has a booking agent or just wakes up fully dressed and says ‘I will sing tonight’ to a terrified assistant

shittier:

who is she

basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

baggier:

THIS IS WORSE THAN THE MUG GIRL

indytaker:

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unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win