glitchygynoid:

One of my favorite moments from the match tonight.
“Hold up, just let me check my dash - “

glitchygynoid:

One of my favorite moments from the match tonight.

“Hold up, just let me check my dash - “

lorassed:

why the fuck does vagina=weak and dick=strong
have u ever kicked someone in the dick? they fall to the floor and cry
kick someone in the vagina and i can guarantee u they’ll just punch u in the face
vagina not weak
vagina strong

Me: will he do

Mark Henry: *slams Cena*

Me: HE DOOOOOO

Dean: What are you going to do Vickie? Spank us?

Me: DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN DO YOU KNOW WHAT FLOOD GATES YOU HAVE JUST OPENED SIR????